Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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