Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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