OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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