The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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