My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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