Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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