you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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