You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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