So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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