Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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