Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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