it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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