discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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