Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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