The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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