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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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