i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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