Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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