Do vagina's smell?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
How external is "for external use only"?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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