I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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