if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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