she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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