Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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