She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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