Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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