Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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