Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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