We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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