sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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