google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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