She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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