Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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