We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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