I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You almost got us killed.
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