So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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