Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Alive.
So much puke
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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