I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You pole danced in your parka.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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