I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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