I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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