omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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