Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do vagina's smell?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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