Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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