i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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