Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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