i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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