mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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