so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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