what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i now understand why vodka
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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