i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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