I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Randomize
