I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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