fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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