It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just tell him i said nine months
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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