You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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