I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
