They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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